I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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