Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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