You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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