It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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