i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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