man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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