hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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