shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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