I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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