i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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