just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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