Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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