I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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