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walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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