is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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