It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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