Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If its not for food we ain't going out.