dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just google imaged poop.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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