I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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