I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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