neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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