I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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