I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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