Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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