All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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