Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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