stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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