He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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