i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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