Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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