We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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