he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you traded sex for a burrito?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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