margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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