Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
you never un-have a 4some
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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