Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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