he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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