I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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