Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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