And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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