I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
worst night to have a conscience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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