My nipple is on Facebook.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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