i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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