Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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