i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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