So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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