you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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