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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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