Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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