We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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