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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?

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• (914): View more from New York

  My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ask politely.

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  Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?

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  Thats good enough.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.

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  This is why we're friends.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.

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• (925): View more from California

  She still cant shoot whiskey?

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  Im having serious doubts about this relationship

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.

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  Where were you?

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  Laughing

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!

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