It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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