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• (810): View more from Michigan

  My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?

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  creepy.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  do you know how bad I want you right now?

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  As bad as i want you to stop texting me?

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  is that a hint?

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• (607): View more from New York

  I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.

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• (323): View more from California

  I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"

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  Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."

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