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  what are you wearing?

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Just my guilt

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.

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  Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.

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• (209): View more from California

  My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?

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