Me. At least after what I've been through.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.