Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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