Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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